Alice Cooper - Remarkably Insincere Lyrics
Yeah, I'm such a liarOne time I told youYou were the highlightOf all of my sexual lifeWhile I'm confessingWhen you're undressingI was picking the lockOn your safe with my knifeEinsteinIf you're so naiveThat you believeEverything I said to youWell, I got your sexAnd wrote you rubber checksWell, what did you thinkI was gonna doMy reputation for exaggerationIt never got to youThat's why I left DuluthSometimes I stretch the truthMy dearest darlingYou know that luggageIt belonged to the blondWith the really nice pairAnd incidentallyI sorely missed youThe pain was so hard to bearIf I would rate youNot that I hate youBut you would end upEighth, maybe ninth in your classYour build is hot nowIf you could use yourBrain like you use your assOh, you're so naiveHow could you believeEverything I said to youMy reputation for exaggerationIt never got to youSometimes I'm so uncouthSometimes I stretch the truthHey, I'm such a liarOne time I told youYou were the highlightOf all of my sexual lifeI'm remarkably insincereIncredibly insincereTotally insincereOh don't take it so hard, my dearI'm consistently insincere
