Alice Donut - Sleep Lyrics
How I love to sleepI was back in mahomet, illinois,A mongoloid child played withAa bright orange smurf ballGurgling to himself contentedlyNext to a tree. in the middleOf the street stood a smallRepulsive chihuahua-like beast withHuge bulging lascivious eyes and sicklyLiver spotted skin. it llifted its tailAnd I saw a strange puckeredCuntlike orafice with a tongue.The beast started whispering to meBeckoning to me. mongo started jumpingUp and down screaming. the neighborsRan to their trailor homes and lockedTheir doors. I was possessed.I picked up the beast and*****ed it with uncontrolled lust.It turned its head and leered atMe as I pumped it again aand again.It started laughing. suddenly a sharpStriking pain shot deep into my bowels.I pulled out. the beast, still laughingDeposited a milky afterbirth substanceThen ran into the woods. at the base ofMy penis, the beasts sphincter wasClamped down hard. I cut it off with aBoyscout knife. the neighbors staredFrom their windows. look at me! I screamedI ***** your neighborhood pets!I went home and hid inside my room.From the window I saw a police car nextTo the afterbirth in the street. a fat redneckCop waddled out of the squad car bent overPicked up a nugget of placenta sniffed it andSaid, yep its been *****ed get out an a.p.b.Immediately! I locked the doors. my belly hurtMore and more. my ***** turned grey and liverspottedLike the beast. I squeezed the head and a parasiticBlood worm oozed out. I grabbed the wormAnd pulled it out slowly. layers of skin fromMy belly to my upper thighs dissolved as iPulled the worm. like an onion, layerAfter layer of epidermis melted off my body withEach tug of the worm. I woke up.I was pissing straight up into the air throughThe semi-erect tissue of a descending piss boner.It splashed against my stomach and thighs.God I love to sleep.
