Allan Sherman - Harvey And Sheila Lyrics
Harvey and SheilaHarvey and SheilaHarvey and SheilaOh the day they met.Harvey and SheilaHarvey and SheilaHarvey and SheilaNo one will forget.Harvey's a CPAHe works for IBMHe went to MITAnd got his PHD.Sheila's a girl I knowAt BBDNOShe works the PBXAnd makes out the checks.Then, came, one great day when,Harvey took the elevator,Sheila got in two floors later,Soon they both feltthey were falling,Everyone heard Sheila calling,"RING THE BELL"But they fell,Harv and Sheila fell in love.Harvey and SheilaHarvey and SheilaHarvey and SheilaChose a wedding ring.Harvey and SheilaHarvey and SheilaHarvey and SheilaMarried in the spring.She shopped at A&PHe bought a usedMGThey sat and watched TVOn their RCA.Borrowed from HFCBought some AT&TAnd on election dayWorked for JFK.Then they went and got aCharge-a-plate from R.H. Macy'sBought a layettePink and laceyThen they had twin baby girlsBoth with dimplesBoth with curlsOne named BeaOne named KaySoon they joined the PTA.Harvey and SheilaHarvey and SheilaHarvey and SheilaMoved to west LAHarvey and SheilaHarvey and SheilaHarvey and SheilaFlew TWAThey bought a house one dayFinanced by HFAIt had a swimming poolFull of H2OTraded their used MGFor a new XKESwitched to the GOPThat's they way thing go.Oh that Harvey he was really smartHe used his noodleSheila got a white French PoodleWent to Europe with a VISAHarvey's rich they say that he's aVIPThis could beOnly in the USA.