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  • I See Bones
  • The doctor was looking at the X-ray
  • And I asked him, "What do you see?"
  • And he kept on looking at the X-ray
  • As he said in French to me:
  • "I see bones.
  • I see gizzards and bones,
  • And a few kidney stones
  • Among the lovely bones.
  • I see hips
  • And fourteen paper clips,
  • Three asparagus tips
  • Among the lovely bones.
  • I see things in your peritoneum
  • That belong in the British Museum.
  • I see your spine,
  • And your spine looks divine.
  • It's exactly like mine.
  • Now doesn't that seem strange.
  • And in case you use pay telephones
  • There's two dollars in change,
  • Among your lovely bones.
  • Oh hello there, Nurse.
  • Come over here and look at this X-ray.
  • It's really remarkable.
  • Look at this.
  • Isn't the lumbar vertebrae supposed to be connected to the clavicle?
  • Well I know, but with Scotch tape?
  • Hey, look what's in there.
  • Look at that, it's a stamp.
  • It's a 1922 McKinley ultramarine blue with imperfect perforations.
  • I've gotta get that out and put in my collection.
  • Look in there, there's printing.
  • What does it say in there?
  • "U.S. Certified Grade A."
  • Look at this, fascinating.
  • See those little round things.
  • Know what those are?
  • Those are M & M's.
  • Those people are right.
  • They don't melt!
  • Among the lovely bones

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