Allan Sherman - My Aunt Minnie Lyrics
My Aunt Minnie bought a mini-skirt,A mini-skirt,A mini-skirt.She's too skinny for a mini-skirt.Such a skinny creatureShouldn't feature such a featureBut my old Aunt Minnie bought a mini-skirtAnd all the fellas flirt.Everybody's wiseTo my Aunt Minnie's thighsIn her crazy mini-skirt.She's thinking young,She's thinking young.She's thinking younger than the youngters she's among.She's really cool, she's hip,A gas, a trip.She's the inspirationFor the Pepsi generation.And she popped up later at a pop art showA pop art show,A pop art show.What's she doin' at a pop art show?Trading her UtrilloFor a plastic box of BrilloFor a painting of a can of lentil soupShe traded her Van GoghThen she took all her popAnd traded it for opAt that crazy pop art show.She's thinking young,She's thinking young.She's thinking younger than the youngters she's among.She's really cool, she's hip,A gas, a trip.She went to a happening(And didn't know what's happening.)And then she go-goed at a discotheque,A discotheque,A discotheque.Uncle Morris was a nervous wreck.Poor old Uncle MorrisOnly lasted half a chorus.But when Minnie go-goed at that discotheque,The kids picked up her check.Why they could hardly lookAt how Aunt Minnie shook.First they saw her doHer wicked boogaloo,And then they saw her swingHer shaky shing-a-lingAt that crazy discotheque.sallysally@usa.net