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Allan Sherman - One Hippopotami Lyrics

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  • One Hippopotami
  • One hippopotami cannot get on a bus,
  • Because one hippopotami is two hippopotamus.
  • And if you have two goose, that makes one geese.
  • A pair of mouse is mice. A pair of moose is meese.
  • A paranoia is a bunch of mental blocks.
  • And when Ben Casey meets Kildaire, that's called a paradox.
  • When two minks fall in love, with all their heart and soul,
  • You'll find the plural of two minks is one mink stole.
  • Singulars and plurals are so different, bless my soul.
  • Has it ever occurred to you that the plural of "half" is "whole"?
  • A bunch of tooth is teeth. A group of foot is feet.
  • And two canaries make a pair--they call it a parakeet.
  • A paramecium is not a pair.
  • A parallelogram is just a crazy square.
  • Nobody knows just what a paraphernalia is.
  • And what is half a pair of scissors, but a single sciz?
  • With someone you adore, if you should find romance,
  • You'll pant, and pant once more, and that's a pair of pants

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