Allan Sherman - Shake Hands With Your Uncle Max Lyrics
I sell a line of plasticsAnd I travel on the roadAnd I have a case of samplesWhich believe me is a loadEvery night a strange cafeA strange hotel and thenEarly in the morningI am on the road againWhen the season's overAnd my lonesome journey endsThat's the only time I seeMy family and my friendsI drive up Ocean ParkwayAnd before I stop the carMy ma leans out the windowAnd she hollers, "Here we are!"Shake hands with your Uncle Max, my boyAnd here is your sister ShirlAnd here is your cousin IsabelThat's Irving's oldest girlAnd you remember the Tishman twinsGerald and JeromeWe all came out to greet youAnd to wish you welcome homeMeet..Merowitz, Berowitz, Handelman, SchandelmanSperber and Gerber and Steiner and StoneBoskowitz, Lubowitz, Aaronson, Baronson,Kleinman and Feinman and Freidman and CohenSmallowitz, Wallowitz, Tidelbaum, MandelbaumLevin, Levinsky, Levine and LeviBrumburger, Schlumburger, Minkus and PinkusAnd Stein with an "e-i" and Styne with a "y"Shake hands with your Uncle Sol mein boyAnd here is your brother SidAnd here is your cousin YettaWho expects another kidWhenever you're on the road mein boyWherever you may roamWe'll all be here when you come backTo wish you welcome home