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Allan Sherman - The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song Lyrics

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  • This is the start of the Laarge Daark Aardvark Song.
  • (bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum, bum, yeah yeah yeah!)
  • There is a large dark aardvark in the park,
  • They say he's missing from the zoo.
  • (that's me, folks!)
  • And the police are looking high and low
  • But they have not seen him; have you?
  • (peek-a-boo!)
  • Why did he go?
  • Oh, I'll tell you the reason:
  • 'Cause it's aardvark mating season.
  • When an aardvark makes a date
  • He sneaks right through that old zoo gate.
  • So, if you see two aardvarks necking in the park,
  • Don't upset their apple cart.
  • Do not be a spy, you're not the FBI
  • And you should never break an aardvark's heart.
  • This is the second chorus of the Aardvark Song.
  • To be an aardvark is not easy, folks,
  • 'Cause all you get to eat is ants.
  • (dee-licious!)
  • And all the other animals make jokes
  • At your attempts to find romance.
  • (very funny...)
  • Nobody laughs at hippopotamusses,
  • Or at fat rhinoceroses,
  • But an aardvark makes them howl
  • Because he's neither fish nor fowl;
  • He's like a kangaroo in love with a gnu,
  • And that's what makes the zoo folks laugh.
  • All of this is so, and here is how I know:
  • I'm your friendly neighborhood giraffe!
  • This is the end of the Laarge Daark Aardvark Song.
  • (bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum, bum, yeah yeah yeah!)
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