Alvin And The Chipmunks - I've Never Seen Anything Like It Lyrics
I mean, I've seen the worldI've been aroundI could tell you storiesThat would quite astound youI'm not a fool! I went to school! I've been from Liverpool to Istanbul, Istanbul.I'm no fool! And anyone will tell youThat I'm sharper than a knife, But I've never seen anything like it in my life! Well, I've never seen anything like it! Never seen anything like it! I've never seen anything like it in my life! I thought I'd seen every wonder in the worldI've seen the Coliseum in RomeAnd the Acropolis.I've made the biggest blunder in the worldBecause I've never seen anything quite like this! I mean, I know the game.I've seen them all.I could tell you storiesThat would quite enthral you! I know me jobPleasing the mob! I give 'em what they want for just two bob! Just two bob.Well, that's my job.But this is so fantastic, I can't wait to tell the wife! Gertie! What?You've never seen anything like it in your life.You've never seen anything like it.I've never seen anything like it.You've never seen anything like it in your life! I thought I'd seen every wonder in the worldI've seen the Coliseum in RomeAnd the Acropolis.I've made the biggest blunder in the worldBecause I've never seen anything quite like this! I'm down to earthI'll tell you straightI could tell you storiesThat would fascinate you! I know the tradeI know the tricksI once bought an elephant for two pounds sixTwo pounds six! Taught it tricks! But for your pushmi-pullyu, I'd payThree pounds! Four pounds! FIVE! 'Cause I've never seen anything like it that's alive! Well, I've never seen anything like it! Never seen anything like it! I've never seen anything like itIn all... my... life!