Amazing Transparent Man - Mindless Chimp Lyrics
I want a girl with real big titsShe's got no mind, she's got no brain, she's straight out of a magazineI want a girl with real small hipsGot an I.Q. level of 53, so she can't even talk to meShe's a mindless chimpI want a girl that won't talk backWaits by the phone for me to callwhile i'm out throwing the footballI want a ***** that i can slapHave sex with her at least once a dayso all my friends won't know i'm gayI'm a mindless chimp