Andrew Lloyd Webber - Mr Mistoffelees Lyrics
You ought to as Mr. Mistoffelees!The origional Conjuring catThe greatest magicians have something to learnFrom Mister Mistoffelees Conjuring TurnAnd you'll all sayOh! Well I never was there everA cat so clever as Magical Mr. MistoffeleesHe is quiet, he is small he is plackFrom the ears to the tip of his tailHe can creep through the tiniest crackHe can walk on the narrowest railHe can pick any card from a packHe is equally cunning with diceHe is always decieving you into believingThat he's only hunting for miceHe can play any trick with a corkOr a spoon and a bit of fish pasteIf you look for a knife for a forkAnd you think it merely misplacedYou have seen it one moment and then it is gone!But you find it next week lying out on the lawnAnd we all sayOh! Well I never was there everA cat so clever as Magical Mr. MistoffeleesAnd we all sayOh! Well I never was there everA cat so clever as Magical Mr. MistoffeleesAnd we all sayOh! Well I never was there everA cat so clever as Magical Mr. MistoffeleesAnd we all sayOh! Well I never was there everA cat so clever as Magical Mr. MistoffeleesWell! My manner is vague and aloofYou would think there is nobody shyerBut my voice has been heard on the roofWhen I was curled up by the fireAnd I've sometimes been heard by the fireWhen I was about on the roofAt least they all heard that somebody purredWhich is uncontestable proof of my singular magical powersAnd I've known the family to call me in from the garden for hoursWhile I was asleep in the hallAnd not long ago this phenominal catProduced seven kittens right out of a hatAnd we all sayOh! Well I never was there everA cat so clever as Magical Mr. MistoffeleesOh! Well I never was there everA cat so clever as Magical Mr. MistoffeleesAnd not long ago this phenomenal catProduced seven kittens right out of a hatAnd we all sayOh! Well I never was there everA cat so clever as Magical Mr. MistoffeleesOh! Well I never was there everA cat so clever as Magical Mr. MistoffeleesOh! Well I never was there everA cat so clever as Magical Mr. MistoffeleesOh! Well I never was there everA cat so clever as Magical Mr. MistoffeleesOh! Well I never was there everA cat so clever as Magical Mr. MistoffeleesOh! Well I never was there everA cat so clever as Magical Mr. MistoffeleesLadies and Gentleman, I give you the Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
