Andrew Lloyd Webber - Rum Tum Tugger Lyrics
The Rum Tum Tigger is a curious catIf you offer me pheasant, I'd rather have grouseIf you put me in a house, I would much prefer a flatIf you put me in a flat, I would rather have a houseIf you set me on a mouse, then I only want a ratIf you set me on a rat, then I'd rather chase a mouseThe Rum Tum Tigger is a curious catAnd there isn't any need for me to shout itFor he will do as he do doAnd there's nothing doing about itThe Rum Tum Tigger is a terrible boreWhen you let me in, then I want to go outI'm always on the wrong side of every doorAnd as soon as I'm at home, then I'd like to get aboutI like to lie in the bureau drawerAnd I make such a fuss if I can't get outThe Rum Tum Tigger is a curious catAnd there isn't any need for you to doubt itFor he will do as he do doAnd there's no doing anything about itThe Rum Tum Tigger is a curious beastMy disobliging ways are a matter of habitIf you offer me fish, then I always want a feastWhen there isn't any fish, then I won't eat rabbitIf you offer me cream, then I sniff and sneerFor I only like what I find for myselfSo you'll catch me in it right up to my earsIf you put it away on the larder shelfThe Rum Tum Tigger is artful and knowingThe Rum Tum TiggerDoesn't care for a cuddleBut I'll leap upon your lap in the middle of your sewingFor there's nothing I enjoy like a horrible muddleThe Rum Tum Tigger is a curious catThe Rum Tum Tigger doesn't care for a cuddleThe Rum Tum Tigger is a curious catAnd there isn't any need for me to spout itFor he will do as he do doAnd there's nothing doing about it