ApologetiX - Monkey Scheme Lyrics
Here they come, talkin' down on meI get the funniest looks 'cause I said I don't believeThey say we were monkeysThey think they're saying something profoundBut where's their missing link at? There weren't any bodies foundThey built a man from a hog's tooth-They called a lie the truthAnd any time they get busted- They sell you something newThey say we were monkeysI think that they've been monkeyin' aroundCause they're too busy changin' their books and their studies 'roundThey're just tryin' to defend it- they got a lot to re-explainWhere they've done excavation, they keep uncoverin' mistakesAny time or any where- just look over the bouldersyou'll see that man's been thereThey say we were monkeysI think their heads are stuck in the groundCause they're too busy diggin' and putting the Bible down(spoken:) Java Man was the skull of a gibbonNebraska Man was the tooth of a pig andthe Pitdown Man was a low down shamThey built that man form an orangutangRamapithics wasn't complete he's a fragment of jaw and a couple of teethadditional skeletons show us today that he isn't our relative- only an apeAustralapithicus alias Lucy the fossil of this was just bague and confusingthe wonderful knee bone they're proud to possesswas 200 feet deeper- a mile from the restNeanderthal Man was prob'ly deficientin Vitamin D of it might've been ricketsbut he had religion and musical instrumentsfire and tools and from you he's no different(sang:) They say we were monkeysBut people came from dust in the groundBut they're too busy thinkin' to look into what we've foundThey're just kinda pretending, b
