ApologetiX - Plump Lyrics
Plump man on a throne with a body large,Totally controlling Israel from afar.From Moab he had come upon us.He seldomly refused when he passed a McDonalds.Hes plump,Hes plump,Hes been widespread.Hes plump,Hes plump,Hes plump,Politely said.Plump King Eglon made life a pain,So the Israelites all cried to God to end his reign.God sent Ehud to save the land.In Judges chapter 3 it talks about his secret plan.Hes plump,Hes plump,A king-sized bed.Hes plump,Hes plump,Hes plump,He might regret.Eglon was left alone with Ehud because he said to the king,Ive got a word of God.He pulled a sword out from underneath.Plump got the point;It went very deep.Hes plump,Hes plump,Hes been quiet.Hes plump,Hes plump,Hes plump,He might be dead.Is Eglon out of our hair?I think so.Is Eglon out of his chair?I think so.Was Eglon caught unprepared?I think so.Wheres Eglon?Down over there