ApologetiX - The Real Sin Savior Lyrics
Parody of The Real Slim Shady" performed by EminemMay I have your repentance please?May I have your repentance please?Will you tell Him "Save me" and please stand up?I repeat ... will you tell Him "Save me" and please stand up?We're gonna have to prod them hereY'all act like you never seen a nice person beforeYou oughta hope in the LordYour panting tongue is just thirstin' for moreYou started lookin' around searchin' cause you'reUncertain you're sure you know where you're goin' eternallyIf you return to God ... ah, wait, no, wait, we're sinningWe couldn't get saved with the things we did, can we?And Dr. J. says -- nothing you did is such a grave sinIt costs you salvationHa Ha Heavenly livins above every man"Chick-a-chick-a-chick-a he's crazy!I'm sick of them born againsWalkin' around askin' if you know God speakin of You Know WhoYeah, but there's no proof though"Yeah, probably got a couple of you who think I lack proofBut no worse than what's goin' on in America's classroomsSometimes I wanna get on TV and just spread the truthBut can't -- but the school can tell me we come from evolution"My mama was a fish -- my mama was a fish""And if we're monkeys you might as well forget original sin!"And that's the message that we deliver to little kidsAnd expect them not to question on their own if God existsOf course they're gonna wonder if the Lord's fakeBy the time they hit fourth gradeThey got the Easter Bunny and Santa don't they?We ain't shinin' examplesWell some of the scandals are caused by people posin' as evangelistsBut if Jesus loved His enemies and PhariseesThen there's no reason that