Aquabats - Captain Hampton & The Midget Pirates Lyrics
Young jim, as a ladHe looked for adventureCalamity, danger, whatever was freeSo when he turned ten, he packed his belongingsAnd he left home to find his destinyJim just a boy, whosHead full of legendsOf dungeons and dragonsAnd pirates and stuffSo that summer he snuck on a schoonerTo harpoon tunaAnd get real buffThe captain he saidTheres danger aheadWe need some brave menTo sail and thenWell find us those piratesStop them with violence,To make the ocean safeOnce again.(chorus)Cleaning up the oceansCaptain hampton and his crewTrouble in the seven seasHell know what to doCaptain, he hates rubbishTo him pirates are just sootScallywags and scurvy dogsAre crushed under his foot.Captain hampton, captain hamptonAhoy, ahoyPillaging the pillagersTriumphantly hell sail awayNow, seven weeks into the tripAnd jim was sick to deathOf being sickSome kind of action he wantedAs he searched the seasFor everyday was the same old... stuffThe night he felt like jumping shipBut then he heard a crashHit the starboard side of the shipAnd bumped him out of his bunkOnto his bottomOur heroes drew their swordsAs the midgets swarmed aboardThe pirates surprise attackThe tiny buccaneersCaught us by surpriseAs we tried to battle back.(chorus)La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.Captain hampton, captain hamptonAhoy ahoyPillaging the pillagersTriumphantly he ran away!
