Aquabats - Powdered Milk Man Lyrics
The wind blows and I see dustA cloud of white upon the horizonMy pallet knows, this is a bustBreakfast is wreckedFor the chidren of the nationThese cheerios, soggy and taintedHave gone to waste inThis milk of devastation.Taste is basedFrom the bones of zombiesThe dust is groundIts not safe to eat or drinkWhen powdered milks around!Call in the troopsCause heres a scoopFor you and your groupTheres a drink around townAnd it tastes like fooThe man in the tin suitBearing bitter fruitBreakfast cereal turns to soupTastes like pukeOh no!Its the powdered milk manOh no!Holding the powdered milk canThe super villain comes a creepinWhen youre sleepinAnd must be stopped anyway we can(chorus)You stand before me I will defeat youYou will not break me I will not take youYoure just another unearthy poisonSomeone will stop youYou and your kind, step back!Whoa ho ho ho powdered milk manWhoa ho ho you must die!Whoa ho ho ho, powdered milk manWhoa ho ho ho whoa!(chorus)Whoa ho ho ho powdered milk manWhoa ho ho ho you must die!Whoa ho ho ho powdered milk manWhoa ho ho ho you must die!