Aquabats - Sandyface Lyrics
I loved a girl named sandyface,She lived outside of townIn a tent made of diapersIn the sand she laid face downShe had a pillow of cactusAnd her bed was desert landI suppose the call her sandyfaceBecause her face was covered in sandAnd I remember her sandy faceAnd I remember her sandy smileThat sandy was the appleOf many bloodshot eyesAnd one day she fell victimTo a sheep in wolfs disguiseThey said a man with banana breadAnd a beehive on his chinSold my love to the grateful deadStole her land and then cashed inTheres a one-eyed dogWith horns like a yak,Wax lips and a broken backHis feet in front face the oppositeOf his hind legs in the backHe tried to save that sandy girlFrom the city man diseaseBut was stung to deathBy all the petsOf the man with the beard of beesOh, sandyfaceI do recallOh, sandyfaceI could not do it all!Dr. rock was on a jogSaw my dear in the parking lotSelling grilled cheese sandwichesIn hippy slaveryDr. rock tried to free my loveBut he had no gunSo he dialed me collectOn 10-10-321I got the call from dr. rockRaced down to the sceneBut sandy had been swept awayInto the rainbow seaSwim, swim awayOh, sandySwim so far away from himSwim far away from this placeJust keep that sand on that face!But it was too late....I went back to that stinky placeWhere I first met my sandy, butWhitey and his beard of beesHad built a pizza hutSo I bought a slice in memoryPoured sand on the cheeseAnd as I ateOff that sandy plateI missed my one-eyed dogAnd now its overThe tide has washed her faceAnd now itsOh sandyfaceI do recallOh sandyfaceI could not
