Ari Hest - Terms And Conditions Lyrics
She flips back the page of the guy with the six packAnd the girl with the buns of steelShe sees "$29.99" in big bold print and figures,"Ooh what a great steal."And says, "Farewell to melba toast,Rice cakes and cottage cheese.As soon as I get me these here magic pills my mind will be set at ease.My mind will be set at ease."Who has the time, who has the patience to raise a red flag?We see the book beyond the cover, but can we make the distinction?That tiny, insubstantial print has much more substance than you thinkEverything's subject to terms and conditionsHe looks over his shoulder at the girl who walked past him,A body from heavenHe sees scarlet red lips and curvaceous hips and says,"Hi, my name's Kevin."When she opens up her mouth, she leaves no trace of doubtShe says, "You may have pinned me as the hetero typeBut that's not what I'm about.No that's not what I'm about."ChorusEverything's subject to terms and conditionsBeware of those cleverly hidden restrictions.
