Atom And His Package - Happy Birthday Ralph Lyrics
alright, ralph...happy birthday...you freak...you're breakin' hearts and you're breakin' guitarstoday's your birthday and you don't even know how old you areyou're in love with every woman from tyleryou went swimming in the ocean with my goddamn dialeryou used to be fat, i think then i liked you best'cuz now you're skinny, i'm chubby, and you make fun of my breastsand i'm sorry, but this may sound weirdbut you gotta do something 'bout the food in your beardChorushappy birthday, ralphi love youeven though you are fukin' disgustinghappy birthday, ralphi love youeven though you are fukin' disgustingBridgeyou can't WEAR YOUR BIKER HAT because of your hairwherever you go, u break everything everywherethis year 6th GEAR now get on your wayTURN OF THE STEREO CHORUSAND THE DIGITAL DELAYsome people, they think, they think you're rostafarianand they ask you for poti think i like it, i know i like iti like it a lot because, because it pisses you offso for your birthdayi got you some hawaiian punch on tapage p.o.t.so now you can stop borrowing my stuffand trying your new kung fu moves out on meChorusBridgehappy birthday, ralph, i love youeven though you have a beard (are fukin')happy birthday, ralph, i love youeven though you are perverted and weirdChorushappy birthday, ralph, i love you