Australian Crawl - Boys Light Up Lyrics
I was heading for my mountain homeWhere all the ladies' names are JoanWhere husband works back late at nightHis hopes are up for trousers downWith a hostess on a business flightTaxi in a Mercedes driveI hope that driver's coming out aliveThe garden it is DorsettiveThat lady she's so corsetiveShe's got fifteen waysTo lead that boy astrayHe thinks he's one and onlyBut that lovelyShe's so lonelyShe pumps him full of breakfastAnd she sends him on his way(Refro:)What a sing-song danceWhat a performanceWhat a cheap tent showOh no, no, no, no, no,... then...The boys light upSilently she opens the drawerMother's littles helperIs coming out for moreStrategically positionedBefore the midday showThe back is archedThose lips are parchedRepeated blow by blowLater, at the party, all the MPs rave'Bout the hummers she's been givingAnd the money that they saveTo her it is skin lotionIn promotion toThat flat in Surfer's ParadiseWith the ocean view(Refro)