Band - 4% Pantomime Lyrics
The management said they were sorryFor the inconvenience you are sufferingAnd mr. booking agent, please have mercyDon't book the jobs so far apartWe went up to griffith parkWith a fifth of johnny walker redAnd smashed it on a rock and weptWhile the old couple looked on into the darkOh, richard, tell me if it's pokerOh, richard, tell me, who's got the joker and is it pokerDeuces wild, like an only childI'll see what you got. how much is in the potYou pay the tips and i'll collect the chipsIt's a full house tonight--everybody in town is a loserYeah, you betThe dealer's been dealing me bad handsFrom the bottom of the deck without the slightest blushAnd i don't know whether to call or checkBut right now i feel like i got a royal flushAnd my lady didn't show from 'friscoBut we had to go on with the showEverybody got stoned--it was a gas, it was a smashEverybody got wrecked, checked. oh, oh, oh, oh.Oh, belfast cowboy, lay your cards on the gradeOh, belfast cowboy, can you call a spade a spadeOh, richard, tell me, is the game pokerI can't understand who the fool is that holds this jokerIs it pokerOh, belfast cowboy, lay your cards down on the tableOh, belfast cowboy, do you think you're able
