Band - Please, Mrs. Henry Lyrics
Capo 4th fret (sounding key c# major)AAWell, i've already had two beersDI'm ready for the broomAPlease, missus henry, won't youDTake me to my room?AI'm a good ol' boyEBut i've been sniffin' too many eggsDTalkin' to too many peopleADrinkin' too many kegsAPlease, missus henry, missus henry, please!DPlease, missus henry, missus henry, please!AI'm down on my kneesAn' i ain't got a dimeWell, i'm groanin' in a hallwayPretty soon i'll be madPlease, missus henry, won't youTake me to your dad?I can drink like a fishI can crawl like a snakeI can bite like a turkeyI can slam like a drakePlease, missus henry, missus henry, please!Please, missus henry, missus henry, please!I'm down on my kneesAn' i ain't got a dimeNow, don't crowd me, ladyOr i'll fill up your shoeI'm a sweet bourbon daddyAn' tonight i am blueI'm a thousand years oldAnd i'm a generous bombI'm t-boned and puncturedBut i'm known to be calmPlease, missus henry, missus henry, please!Please, missus henry, missus henry, please!I'm down on my kneesAn' i ain't got a dimeNow, i'm startin' to drainMy stool's gonna squeakIf i walk too much fartherMy crane's gonna leakLook, missus henryThere's only so much i can doWhy don't you look my wayAn' pump me a few?Please, missus henry, missus henry, please!Please, missus henry, missus henry, please!I'm down on my kneesAn' i ain't got a dime
