Bare***** Ladies - Alternative Girlfriend Lyrics
Words & music by stephen duffy & steven pageYoure in an all-girl bandYour futons second handYour parents understand but you dont careI have a job in a shopIm an undercover copI make sure the customers arent thievesOld at being youngYoung at being oldEverythings on hold within our evolutionChorus:Youre my alternative girlfriendI love you, and now you cannot pretendTheres nothing left that wont cross overLast night we slept on the lawnYou woke up and I was goneBack to the dream I dream to leaveMy life with her is a boreA worn-out metaphorNo more surprises up its sleeveWere old at being youngYoung at being oldEverythings been sold to others revolutionsChorusYou live above your dads four-car garageWith your vinyl and imaginary entourageIf I pull up in a u-haul, pack up quickSo we can get out of this town cause it makes me sickChorus