Bare***** Ladies - Back Lyrics
I woke up yesterday morningFell down two flights of stairsWell I thought I was wide awake but my legs were still asleep.Nine-one-one ambulance help meBut I cant reach the phoneSo I scream to the neighbors come over break into my homeI broke my backThere was nobody there to help meBroke my backAll the lies and deception wont change the perception thatI fell flat on my assI wish this had happened skydivingThat my parachute failedBut a pair of shoes tripped me down stairs and I lay there and wailThose things I used to take for grantedNow I take sitting downI cant brush my teeth, chew my nails, give the finger to a clownI broke my backAnd I cant even change the channelsBroke my backI fell flat on my assWell they tell me that I shouldnt get discouragedBut they tell me that Ill never walk againAnd they say Im gonna need alot of courageAnd they say Im gonna need alot of friendsBut what I really need is a pair of electric legs.So I wish some genius would just invent them.And if they cost to much Id share with someone else.Or I would scour the yellow pages and Id rent them.I know I can probably pop a wheelyEntertaining the kidsI can put hockey cards in the spokes I can even throw skidsI get a good seat at a concertEven get stuff for freeIs it cause Im an excellent guy or cause theyre scared of meI broke my backAnd I cant even use the clapperI broke my backAll the lies and deception wont change the perception thatI fell flat on my ass
