Bare***** Ladies - Call Me Calmly Lyrics
Words & music by steven page & ed robertsonYou and I were meant to beEven though you dont know meI dont even know your nameAnd do you think that you know mine?You were lonely, I was boredI may be more than you can affordBut Im sure well meet halfwayAnd Ive got this crazy feelingYouve been trying to get to meWhen all you have to do is calmlyCall me, call me, call meBasic service: sixty bucksIll roll the dice, you try your luckA pair gets me a week in rentAnd a straight gets even more.Im no good at playing cardsI hold my dates in high regardPay up front and ye shall receiveLove is never in-betweenIf it isnt one thing, thenIts always something elseI dont even know what I meanI thought that it was nothing, but now iCant find nothing elseOh, you cant hideBut at least you tried toCall me, call me, call meAre you ashamed of what youve done?All we did was have some funI wont judge and I wont tellAnd Ill forget you when youve goneI pity all you working stiffs,Living wondering what if?what if someday I was free?Chorus