Bare***** Ladies - Careless Lyrics
I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseballIts not so much the game I like, its the hatsEd, do you see this black band round my neck? (oohh yeah)Its not just fashion (oh really? )Hartz made it to protect me from ticks, fleas, and gnatsI couldnt care less, whats in a chocolate mousse?I couldnt care less, what are the five fruits in five-alive juice?I couldnt care less, how old are ernie and bert?I couldnt care less, where does barney rubble work?Well shaggy said to velma, hey now, velma, how ya doin?And velma said, geesh, shag, Im just fine.And daphne said to fred, hey lets get drunk down in the forest.And all night fred was yackin up red wineI couldnt care less, why was fonzie cool?I couldnt care less, are the sweat hogs still in school?I couldnt care less, how do they fill the caramel bar?I couldnt care less, if my car says the door is ajar?Well I wish I had a nickname like crusher, snake, or kennethcause guys with nicknames always get the galsWhen I grow up Ill name my children alice, albert, and alfred (really cool names)Ill call them for supper like this: dinners ready, als!I couldnt care less, what morton downey says?I couldnt care less, whats on the head of my pez?I couldnt care less, do zoodles need a trained zookeeper?I couldnt care less, whys the super big gulp cheaper?I couldnt care less, whats in a chocolate mousse? (ground-up antlers)I couldnt care less, what are the five fruits in five-alive juice?(apples, cheese, broccoli...)I couldnt care less, how old are ernie and bert? (theyre like four or something..)I couldnt care less, where does barney rubble work? (nobody knows!)I couldnt care less, why was fonzie cool?I couldnt care less, are the sweat hogs still in school?
