Bare***** Ladies - Elf's Lament Lyrics
(feat. Michael Buble)I'm A Man Of Reason, And They Say "'tis The Season To Be Jolly"But It's Folly When You Volley For PositionNever In Existence Has There Been Such A ResistanceTo Ideas Meant To Free UsIf You Could See Us, Then You'd ListenToiling Through The Ages, Making Toys On Garnished WagesThere's No UnionWe're Only Through When We Outdo The CompetitionI Make Toys, But I've Got AspirationsMake Some NoiseUse Your ImaginationGirls And Boys, Before You Wish For What You Wish ForThere's A List For Who's BeenNaughty Or Nice, But Consider The Price To An ElfA Full Indentured Servitude Can Reflect On One's AttitudeBut That Silly Red Hat Just Makes The Fat Man Look OutrageousAbsurd Though It May Seem, You Know, I've Heard There's Even Been Illegal DopingAnd Though We're Coping, I Just Hope It's Not ContagiousYou Try To Start A Movement, And You Think You See ImprovementBut When Thrown Into The Moment, We Just Don't Seem So CourageousI Make Toys, But I've Got AspirationsMake Some NoiseUse Your ImaginationGirls And Boys, Before You Wish For What You Wish ForThere's A List For Who's BeenNaughty Or Nice, But Consider The Price To An ElfYou Look At YourselfYou're An ElfAnd The Shelf Is Just Filled With Disappointing MemoriesTrends Come And Go, And Your Friends Wanna Know Why You Aren't Just Happy Making Crappy Little GizmosEvery Kid Knows They'll Just Throw This Stuff AwayWe're Used To Repetition, So We Drew Up A PetitionWe, The Undersigned, Feel UnderminedLet's Redefine "employment"We Know That We've Got Leverage, So We'll Hand The Fat Man A BeverageAnd Sit Back While We Attack The Utter Lack Of Our EnjoymentIt May Be Tough To Swallow, But Our Threats Are Far From HollowHe May Thunder, But If He Blunders, He May Wonder Where The Toys WentI Make Toys, But I've Got AspirationsMake Some NoiseUse Your ImaginationGirls And Boys, Before You Wish For What You Wish ForThere's A List For Who's BeenNaughty Or Nice, But Consider The PriceNaughty Or Nice, But Consider The PriceNaughty Or Nice, But Consider The Price To An Elf
