Bare***** Ladies - Grade 9 Lyrics
Words & music by andy creeggan, jim creeggan, steven page, ed robertson & tyler stewartI found my locker and I found my classesLost my lunch and I broke my glasses,That guy is huge! that girl is wailing!First day of school and Im already failing.This is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nineThis is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nineIve got a blue and red adidas bag and a humongous binder,Im trying my best not to look like a minor niner.I went out for the football team to prove that Im a manI guess I shouldnt tell them that I like duran duran.This is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nineThis is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nineWell, half my friends are crazy and the others are depressedAnd none of them can help me study for my math test.I got into the classroom and my knowledge was gone;I guess I shouldve studied instead of watching wrath of khan.This is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nineThis is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nineThey called me chicken legs, they called me four-eyesThey called me fatso, they called me buckwheat,They called me eddieThis is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nineThis is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nineIve got a red leather tie and pair of rugger pants,I put them on and I went to the high school dance.Dad said I had to be home by eleven --Aw, man, Im gonna miss stairway to heaven.This is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nineThis is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nine