Bare***** Ladies - Having A Baby Lyrics
I woke up this morning and I felt sickTheres something inside meI felt it kickSomethings gone wrongSomethings gone wrongI got a bad headacheI got the shakesNothing seems to sooth this tummy acheCould it be soNo it cant be soSteven page is having a babySteven page is having a babyThey said boys could never give birthIm feeling kinda special that Im the oneTo bring the world a daughterOr maybe a sonWell eithers just fineAs long as theyre mineAnd if its a boy Ill call him godonAnd if its a girl Ill call her gordonI just like the name gordonSteven page is having a babySteven page is having a babyThey said boys could never give birthSteven page is playing a soloSteven page is playing a soloThey said steve could never play jazzAnd now its time for the big morality quizCause I dont know just who the father isBut I dont mind because all I want is a babyAll I want is a kidWell maybe its crazy, it might sound dumbBut will I be a daddy or will I be mumJust call me steveJust call me steveAnd where will it come out when I give birthShould I sell my story, how much is it worthYou wont belive, you just wouldnt believeYou wont believe it reallySteven page is having a babySteven page is having a babyThey said boys could never give birth
