Bare***** Ladies - Having A Baby (live) Lyrics
I woke up this morning and I felt sickThere's something inside meI felt it kickSomething's gone wrongSomething's gone wrongI got a bad headacheI got the shakesNothing seems to sooth this tummy acheCould it be soNo it can't be soSteven Page is having a babySteven Page is having a babyThey said boys could never give birthIm feeling kinda special that I'm the oneTo bring the world a daughterOr maybe a sonWell either's just fineAs long as they're mineAnd if it's a boy I'll call him GodonAnd if it's a girl I'll call her GordonI just like the name GordonSteven Page is having a babySteven Page is having a babyThey said boys could never give birthSteven Page is playing a soloSteven Page is playing a soloThey said Steve could never play jazzAnd now it's time for the big morality quizCause I don't know just who the father isBut I don't mind because all I want is a babyAll I want is a kidWell maybe it's crazy, it might sound dumbBut will I be a daddy or will I be mumJust call me SteveJust call me SteveAnd where will it come out when I give birthShould I sell my story, how much is it worthYou won't belive, you just wouldn't believeYou wont believe it reallySteven Page is having a babySteven Page is having a babyThey said boys could never give birth
