Bare***** Ladies - I Know Lyrics
Words & music by steven page & ed robertsonI know why I like youIts cause of your clothing and your haircutAnd cause youre racist.I have a match; your face,My asking you questions you cant answer.You want to box me?Our world works in a weird wayIve heard them say a man with a beard mayFrighten children or dogs but a moustache scares me more.I know why you bite meIts cause of your instincts and your caninesAnd cause I kicked you.I have a bone to pick;Please go on the paper and fetch me my slippersAnd stop meowing.Mans best friend wags his tail andBares his teeth to the man with the mail andThough hes frightened of thunder he never goes to war.Tell me whats the circumstance of circumcision?And what goes in my daughters pants is whose decision?Ive seen the facts of inter-race relations,Of see-through slacks, of cyber-masturbation;If a hundred monkeys each could get their own show,Perhaps one day a chimp might sayyou have faith, you just need to use it sayeth the lordI know why I like youIts cause of your sandals and your supperAnd cause youre jesusI have a match; your dad, my dad hasYour picture right next to your mothersAnd one of charoThey hold hands up in heaven.And they say that their sons name is kevinBut I read in a book somewhere that his name is jack...
