Bare***** Ladies - If I Had $1000000 Lyrics
Words and music by steven page & ed robertsonIf I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)Id buy you a house (I would buy you a house)If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)Id buy you furniture for your house(maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)Id buy you a k-car (a nice reliant automobile)If I had $1000000 Id buy your love.If I had $1000000 Id build a tree fort in our yard.If I had $1000000 you could help, it wouldnt be that hard.If I had $1000000 maybe we could put a refrigerator in there.[wouldnt that be fabulous]If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)Id buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat thats cruel)If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)Id buy you an exotic pet (like a llama or an emu)If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)Id buy you john merricks remains (all them crazy elephant bones)If I had $1000000 Id buy your loveIf I had $1000000 we wouldnt have to walk to the storeIf I had $1000000 wed take a limousine cause it costs moreIf I had $1000000 we wouldnt have to eat kraft dinner.(but we would!)If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)Id buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, thats cruel)If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)Id buy you some art (a picasso or a garfunkel)If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)Id buy you a monkey (havent you always wanted a monkey? !)If I had $1000000 Id buy your loveIf I had $1000000, if I had $1000000If I had $1000000, if I had $1000000Id be rich.
