Bare***** Ladies - King Of Bedside Manor Lyrics
You know hes not the kind of man who likes to see the world around him crumble to a ball around his feet. So hes always ready hes alwlays set hes always well prepared hes the most peculiar man youd care to meet. *chorus* You know hes not the king of Bedside Manor. Hes not the Tom Jones that lives next door. Hes not the king of Bedside Manor. He hardly even lives there anymore. He says excuse me I hope you dont mind that I followed you into this shop But I couldnt help but notice that riding crop Sticking out of your haversack, Um, I wouldnt mind riding you bareback. Hes subtle on the dancefloor and hes suave around the bar Hes a quick draw with a lighter, hes a pseudo movie star. You know he was quite a singer, quite an actor, quite some time ago. he had quite a famous program, late night bedtime tv show. *chorus* Well he opens up the curtains at the crack of dawn Just to see the lovely ladies who have come and gone From the house next door to his house on the lane, He consoles himself that hes got his health and he know he cant complain. *chorus* Hes not the king of Bedside Manor Hes not the king of Bedside Manor Hardly even lives there anymore. Domo Arigato Mr. Robato Hes not the king, hes not the king, hes not the king of Bedside Manor
