Bare***** Ladies - Sell Sell Sell Lyrics
The credits roll, the camera pansAnd in the mist our hero standsHe starts to speak, then folds his hands in prayerAn awkward pause, then whats my line?Theres nothing left to say this timeAnd what would you say to a bad guy whos not there?In terms of roman numberals,Hes iv league with roman polanskiHed win an oscar every time if he was only given the chanceHe started on the broadway stageA product of another age,An offer and a pilot drew him westThe series bombed, commercials cameAnd though nobody knew his nameThey all recognized the potential he possessedDeodorants and dental flossAnd how much does that new car costHis acting was methodical in you dont need a medicalHes branded like a racing car,Hes like a movie star with moviesThe week of independence day,The casting agent called to sayYour smile could save our movie and the worldBuy buy buy buySell sell sellHow well you learnTo not discernWhos foe and who is friendWell own them all in the endIt goes like this, we have no choice; the minarets,The wailing voiceAnd vaguely celtic music fills the airWe choose a foreigner to hate,The new iraq gets more irateWe really know nothing about them, and no one caresAladdin and the forty thievesEnhanced by brand new special effectsSaddam and his cow disease spiced upWith some gratuitous sexA movies made, a war is wonA low-speed chase, a smoking gunDistracts us while the actor takes the standBuy buy buy buySell sell sellHow well you learnTo not discernWhos foe and who is friendWell own them all in the end
