Bare***** Ladies - Some Fantastic Lyrics
Words & music by steven page & ed robertsonOne day I will build a fountainDrink and never grow oldThen Ill market an elixirThat will eliminate the common coldFind your sickness on my listPay up front and make a wishOne day I will work with animalsAll the tests Im gonna doAll my stuffs completely naturalAnd when were done well boil emDown for glueThat we can use to re-adhereYour lips to mine if you were hereTheres a lot I will never doSome fantastic, I know its trueBut none as much as my want to be with youI cant stand to wait in line longSo I built a new machineIt just measures up the distanceAnd then eliminates the folks betweenOne day Ill construct a satelliteAnd Ill name it after youcause you were the greatest friend of allExcept for when you split my lip in twoTo see the look upon your faceAs I launch you into spaceTheres a lot I will never doSome fantastic, I know its trueBut none as much as my want to be with youBye-bye self-respectI havent had much of it since you leftI missed out on the best of youSome day I will find the secretTo your social chemistryThen Ill print it on a t-shirtAnd itll make you want to be with meIf I wear it past your workYoull see other guys are jerksMuch like pheromones for fliesYou will not avoid my eyesTheres a lot I will never doSome fantastic, I know its trueBut none as much as my want to be with youBye-bye self-respectI havent had much of it since you leftI missed out on the best of you
