Bare***** Ladies - The Humour Of The Situation Lyrics
When you walked in, I said with a grinThat we were just talking about youWe all had to lie because you would cryIf you knew we were laughing at youIn the momentary lull before the band begins to playTheres an overwhelming stench of alibiCome on now, nowCome on now, nowEnjoy the humour of the situationCome on now, nowCome on now, nowEnjoy the humour of the situationI said on the phone dont wait til Im homeBut Im sure I could hear you cryingI said where I was, but you doubt it becauseIts the caller i.d. youre buyingIn the hour that it took for me to drive up to the doorYoud arranged all my belongings on the lawnCome on now, nowCome on now, nowEnjoy the humour of the situationCome on now, nowCome on now, nowEnjoy the humour of the situationHave you heard the one about the boyWho moved into the henhouse to sleep?He woke up with egg on his faceWhen he found out all the hens had crossed the streetCome on now, nowCome on now, nowEnjoy the humour of the situationCome on now, nowCome on now, nowEnjoy the humour of the situationAs I walked out, I thought about all I had left behind meI felt a chill because I was stillWearing the emperors new clothesMy mind was racing with each chance that I had missedWhile your next door neighbour soaked be with the houseIve never felt so small, Ive never been so dissedAs I shiver, dripping, while the chorus goes:Come on now, nowCome on now, nowEnjoy the humour of the situation
