Bare***** Ladies - The King Of Bedside Manor Lyrics
Words & music by steven page & ed robertsonYou know hes not the kind of man who likes to see the world around himCrumble to a ball around his feet.So hes always ready, hes always set, hes always well prepared,Hes the most peculiar man youll ever meet.ChorusYou know hes not the king of bedside manor.Hes not the tom jones that lives next door.Hes not the king of bedside manor.He hardly even lives there anymore.He says excuse me, I hope you dont mindThat I followed you into this shopBut I couldnt help but notice that riding crop.Sticking out of your haversack, um,I wouldnt mind riding you bareback.Hes subtle on the dancefloor and hes suave around the bar.Hes a quickdraw with a lighter, hes a pseudo movie star.You know he was quite a singer, quite an actorQuite some time ago.He had quite a famous program, late night bedtime tv show.ChorusWell he opens up the curtains at the crack of dawnJust to see the lovely ladies who have come and gone.From the house next door to his house on the laneHe consoles himself that hes got his health and he knows he cant complain.ChorusHes not the king of bedside manorHes not the king of bedside manorHardly even lives there anymore.Domo arigato mr. robotoHes not the king, hes not the king, hes not the king of bedside manor.
