Bare***** Ladies - These Apples Lyrics
A friend brought me flowers, she said they were lilacsBut Ive never been good with plantsHer next presentation, a new dictionaryShed circled the word romanceSo enthusiastic, a little bit drasticI shaved her name in my headAnd as she beheld it, she said I misspelled it;Need more be said!Chorus:These apples are delicious!As a matter of fact they are, she saidCan all this fruit be free?She wrote me a letter as big as a phonebookIve never been big on mailI sent her a postcard from somewhere near lethebridgeAnd wondered if it still went by railIve never been frightened of being enlightenedBut some things can go too farThough sometimes I stammer and mix up my grammar,You get what my meanings areChorusIm not trying to sing a love song -- Im trying to sing in tune.I know I am sometimes headstrongFalling love, catching fire -- I want to be consumedWondering will I ever tire, will I ever tire!Chorus