Beautiful South - Mini-correct Lyrics
(heaton/rotheray)They say always use a condom, I say always use a whipThey say be careful where you come at night, I just shoot straight from the hipWhen it comes to loves great fountain, I wont just take a sipIll swallow and Ill gulp until the fountain makes me sickSo its me left with the baby and diseaseYou cant say you didnt want it on your hands and on your kneesYou made me feel so specialWell you were especially goodIm sorry that you misunderstoodThese neatly folded corduroys hide rubber underneathBut the only rubber you have worn is that useless rubber sheathI wont have what Ive got for you stolen by no thiefcause the safest sex Ive ever had was hanging from a treeSo youve left me for another pretty faceThats not true I left you for one half the human raceNow Im by myselfA woman who knows her placeIts not so much the chase, its the raceThey say treat her like a lady and shell treat you like her jewelsThey say cruel to be kind, I just say cruel to be cruelThey say only marry once, I say only marry foolsThey wouldnt have made the cane if you werent meant to break the rulesHave you told them that youll hurt them then be gone?Ive told them that Ill hurt them if that really turns them onYou left a bitter scarI tied those ropes too tight!Ill tie them loose for you tonightWhen I told you that I loved youI meant mini-correctWhen I said Id never leave youI meant mini-correctA ring around your finger, a chain around your neckThat was major correct
