Beck - Satan Gave Me A Taco Lyrics
Satan gave me a tacoAnd it made me really sickThe chicken was all rawAnd the grease was mighty thickThe rice was all rancidAnd the beans were so hardI was getting kinda dizzyEatin all the lardThere was aphids on the lettuceAnd I ate every oneAnd after I was doneThe salsa melted off my tonguePieces of tortillaGot stuck in my throatAnd the stains on my clothesBurned a hole through my coatMy stomach was atremblinAnd I broke out in a rashI was so dry and thirstyAnd I didnt have no cashSo I went and found a hoseTore off all my clothesTurned on the waterAnd it shot right up my noseSome old lady came alongAnd she thought I was a freakSo she beat me with her handbagtil I could hardly speakI was lying there *****My body badly bruisedIn a pool of my own bloodUnconscious and confusedWell the cops came and got meAnd threw me in their vanAnd I woke up on the ceilingAnd I couldnt find my handThey took me to the judgeHis eyes aglowin redThe courtroom was filledWith witches and the deadWell the sheriff was a hell-houndWith fangs and clawsThe prisoners were tied upAnd chained to the wallsThe air was getting thickThe smoke was getting thickerThe judge read the verdictSaid cut off his head!Well they placed me on the altarAnd they raised up the axeMy head was about to explodeWhen I noticed the marshall stacksI noticed all the smoke machinesCameras and the lightsSome guy with a microphoneRunnin around dancin in tightsAnd I noticed the crewAnd the band playin down belowAnd I realized I was in a rock videoSo I went and joined the bandAnd I went out on tourAnd I smoked a lot of heroinAnd I passed out in manureI made out with the groupies (aw yeah)Started fires backstage (aw yeah, start em up)Made a lot of money (aw yeah, Im makin it)And I gave it all away (give it all to me)Well the band got killed (aw, bunch of losers)So I started a solo career (aw haw, yeahAnd I won all the awards (get em all now)And I drank all the beer (drink it all up; get funky)And I opened up the taco stand (aw haw, etc.)Just to smell the smellCookin with the devilFryin down in hell(git busy)
