Beck - Soul Suckin Jerk Lyrics
I'm standin right here with a beer in my handAnd my mouth is full of sand and i don't understandBig fat fingers pointin' into my faceTellin me to get busy cleanin' up this placeFourteen days i've been sleepin in a barnBetter get a paycheck tattooed on my armWhistlin' dixie with the dixie cup filledWith the barbecue sauce and the dental floss chillI got bent like a wet cigaretteAnd she's comin after me with a butterfly netRidin on a bloodhound ringin a bellBlack cat wrapped in the road map to hellPencil on my leg and i'm tryin not to begTakin' turns bakin worms with the bacon and eggsNow they got me in a bird cage flappin' my jawLike a pretzel in the stars just waitin' to fallSo give me what i got to get so i can goCuz i ain't washin dishes in the ditch no moreCuz i ain't gonna work for no soul-suckin jerkI'm gonna take it all back and i ain't sayin jackCuz i ain't gonna work for no soul-suckin jerkI'm gonna take it all back and i ain't sayin jackYou know itThat's rightRockin the town like a moldy croutonFlyin' through the air with breezeI got a job makin money for the manThrowin' chicken in the bucket with the soda pop canPuke green uniform on my backI had to set it on fire in a vat of chicken fatI leaped on the counter like a bird with no hairRunnin' through the mini-mall in my underwearI got lost downtown, couldn't find a ride homeSun went down, i got frozen to the bone'til a hooker let me share her fake fur coatAs i took a little nap the cops picked up us bothI tried to explain i was only tryin' to get warmI knew i never ever should have burnt my uniformHe said, "too bad better bite the bullet hard son."I didn't have no teeth so i stole his gunAnd i crawled out the window with my shadow on a spoonDancin' on the roof, shootin' holes in the moonAw yeahUh-huh (etc.)
