Belle & Sebastian - If You're Feeling Sinister Lyrics
Anthony walked to his death because he thought hed never feel this way againIf he goes back to the house then things would go from bad to worse, what could he do?He wants to remember things exactly as he left them on that wednesdayAnd if there is something else beyond, he isnt scared becauseIts bound to be less boring than todayIts bound to be less boring than tomorrowHilary walked to her death because she couldnt think of anything to sayEverybody thought that she was boring, so they never listened anywayNobody was really saying anything of interest, she fell asleepShe was into s&m and Bible studiesNot everyones cup of tea she would admit to meHer cup of tea, she would admit to no oneHer cup of tea, she would admit to meOh but her cup of tea, she would admit to no oneHilary went to the catholic church because she wanted informationThe vicar, or whatever, took her to one side and gave her confirmationSaint theresas calling her, the church up on the hill is looking lovelyBut it doesnt interest, the only things she wants to know isHow and why and when and where to goHow and why and when and where to followHow and why and when and where to goHow and why and when and where to followBut if you are feeling sinisterGo off and see a ministerHell try in vain to take away the pain of being a hopeless unbelieverWhen she got back, her spirituality was thrown into confusionSo she got a special deal on rentingFrom the man at rediffusionLook at me! Im on tvIt makes up for the shortcomings of being poorNow Im in a million pieces, picked up for deliberationBy the people listening at homeBy the people watching on the tellyBy the people listening at homeBy the people watching on the tellyBut if you are feeling sinisterGo off and see a ministerChances are youll probably feel betterIf you stayed and played with yourself
