Belle & Sebastian - Lord Anthony Lyrics
Anthony, Bullied At SchoolGet Your Own Back, Now You Are CoolOr Are You Scared?Bunking Off Though You're A ToffIt's All Gone Wrong Again, You've Got Double MathsAnd The Teacher's Got No Control SoThe Boys Will Run Riot, You Will Stay QuietOr You Will DieTony At The Back Of The GymSmoke Another One, Your Chances Are Slim'cos Here They Come AgainAnd They Got You On The GroundTasting Blood Again, At Least It's Your OwnWhen Will You Realise That It Never PaysTo Be Smarter Than TeachersSmarter Than Most Boys?Shut Your Mouth, Start Kicking The FootballBang On The Teeth, You're Off For A Week BoyYou May As Well Take It In The Guts - It Can't Get WorseTake It In The Guts - It Can't Get Worse That ThisYou'll Soon Be Old Enough To Leave ThemAnd Without A Notion Of A CareYou'll Lift Two Fingers In The Air To Linger ThereTony, You're A Bit Of A MessMelted Toblerone Under Your DressAnd If The Boys Could See You They Would Pass You Right ByeBlue Mascara Running Over Your EyeWhen Will You Realise That It Never PaysTo Be Smarter Than TeachersSmarter Than Most Boys?Shut Your Mouth, Start Kicking The FootballBang On The Teeth, You're Off For A Week BoyThey Call You Lord AnthonyBut Hey - It Could Be Worse ThanLord Anthony, But Hey - It Could Be Worse ThanLord Anthony, But Hey - It Kind Of Suits You AnywayYou'll Soon Be Old Enough To Leave ThemAnd Without A Notion Of A CareYou'll Lift Two Fingers In The Air To Linger There