Ben Folds - All U Can Eat Lyrics
Son, look at all the people in this restaurantWhat do you think they weigh?Out the window to the parking lotAt their SUV's, taking all of the spaceThey give no *****They talk as loud as they wantThey give no *****Just as long as there's enough, for themGonna get on the microphone down at WalMartTalk about some shit that's been on my mindTalk about the state of this great nation of our'sPeople look to your left, yeah, look to your rightThey give no *****They buy as much as they wantThey give no *****Just as long as there's enough, for themSon, look at the people lining up for plasticWouldn't you like to see them in the National GeographicSquatting bare ass in the dirt eating rice from a bowlWith a towel on their head and maybe a bone in their noseSee that ***** with a peace sign on his liscence plate?Giving me the finger and running me out of his laneGod made us number one 'cause he loves us the bestWell he should go bless someone else for a while and give us a rest(They give no)Yeah, and everyone can see(They give no)We've eaten all that we can eat