Ben Folds - Cool Whip Lyrics
Don't know much about birds and beesAbout your cats and your mysterious appointmentsWondered where you coulda ducked outta sightDeal with all your appointmentsHangin on your arm last nightChecking out, don't go checking out!Cool whip, oh oh ohThat tops it offWe think you better cool itCool whip, oh oh ohThat tops it offWe think you better cool it down!Seen it happen a hundred timesIts like a trap, or going off to jailRemember ken and the girl who wrote "the men"?Well she got fat, and now they're living in a trailerYour checking out, don't go checking out!Cool whip, oh oh ohThat tops it offWe think you better cool itCool whip, oh oh ohThat tops it offWe think you better cool it down!Got your pick of any girl in the worldI aint no sissy, but you could do much betterIn brooklyn, i'm the only one who's a mirrorNo little girl is gonna tell me what to do!You need to have your little fun with the boysOut drinking on a friday,Kick some ass and play some pokerYour sayin shit that dont sound too coolLike lovey dovey hunny bunnyGive us all a break dudeYour checkin outCool whip, oh oh ohCool whip, oh oh ohCool whip, oh oh ohCool whip, oh oh ohThat tops it offWe think you better cool it down
