Ben Folds - Rent A Cop Lyrics
Im trolling food court for girlsYeah, its the best job in the worldThey know theyre safe with meThey love my little mustacheThey love a man in uniformOhWith my sunglass they cantSee what Im really looking atAnd as theyre walking byI whisper through my doughnutHey baby, baby light that ass on fireHow long must this day go on?I got to stand here two more hours till IPunch the clockHow long must this day go on?No kid, they dont give me a gunI dont get paid enough to runSo you can call me what you wantIll be hanging at the check outChecking out your girlfriendFigure out how shes going to fit all of thatButt into that underwear - yeahYeahHey girl if you cant recallWhere you parked your daddys carThen I could help you outAll alone in thisgreat big mallOhHow long must this day go on?I got to stand here two more hoursTill its Miller TimeHow long must this day go on?Whoa oh oh, oh ohIm trolling food court for girlsI whisper through my doughnutI whisper through my doughnutI whisper through my doughnutHey baby baby, hey baby baby babyLight thatLight that ass on fireAlright, thats good
