Big Daddy Kane - Big Daddy Vs. Dolemite Lyrics
[big daddy kane]Mmm.. ohh yeahMmm, mmm, mmm, ohh yeahAllow me to introduce myselfAs the big daddy kaneA smooth lover from around the wayThat's bound to drive any ***** insane[dolemite (rudy raw moore)]Well dolemite is my nameAnd rappin and tappin is my game[kane]Oh yeah? well me tell you somethin mr. dolemiteThe shit you talkin years ago, i could seeBut it's the 90's now and rap is all about me[dolemite]Listen.. when it comes down to rappinI was through with it before you learned what to do with itI'm the king so i'm stakin my claimIn the rappin gameY'know? for all players, i am the speakerI'm also known as the hot ***** seekerWhen it comes down to ridin up and down in some *****I make it weakerAlso it gets a little deeperI was walkin down broadway the other dayAn old old lady came my wayShe said, "i'll be glad when you 'come 18I'm gonna give you a funkin like you ain't never seen!"I said, "lady! why wait for so much time to pass?I've been wantin to tear up yo' old gray ass"So i pulled out my dickIt was so shiny it looked like it was paintedThe hoe took one look and damn near faintedI stuck it in the ***** and the ***** began to shoutThat, "oh mr. dolemite, take that mother*****er out!"[kane]Well you ain't sayin nothin slick to a can of oilI walked barefoot from new york to dallasWon for pimp of the year at the caesar's palaceMade a big snowstorm on the 4th of julyAnd drunk the waters in the atlantic ocean til that shit was dryI was makin money before washington was put on a billAnd i kicked jack's ass and took his hoe jillI'm the one who broke the bull's backAnd made people say ***** mcdonald's and call me the big mac[dolemite]Why you long lanky mother*****erYou ain't nothin but a sucker!I was born in a barrel of butcher knivesShot in the ass with two colt .45'sI've been slapped by a bear and bit by an eelI chew up railroad iron, and shit out steel!I jumped in the ocean and swallowed a whaleHandcuff lightning and throw thunder's ass in jail[kane]Why you ignorant decrepit mother*****erLet me tell you somethinI'm the one that put the m in mackinBecause when you did it you was only actinI made pimpin a full time jobSo *****es wouldn't have to go out and robI made the streets of new york hot as a saunaAnd hung a home sweet hoe sign on every cornerYes i'm the player of all players and the mack of all macksGive a headache to excedrin and knock the shit out of ex-lax[dolemite]Why you insecure no business barn junkyardRat soup eatin mother*****er!!It was in the early 1960's when i originated my pimpin gameI was callin whores jives ass *****esAnd pimps - sucker ass lameKane, before you can take my reignYou gotta cook me a chicken and a half a dayWalk from new york to los angeles and throw the bones awayYou gotta be born blind and cannot seeYo' *****es have the pocks in the ass so bad they can't even peeRide a bald eagle a million feet in the airAnd get out and do the runnin man while you up thereHave the mumps and the asiastic fluAnd the crabs around yo' ass start singin the yankee doodle doo![kane]Aww *****it i give up
