Big Daddy Kane - Pimpin' Ain't Easy Lyrics
Chorus:Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go:Pimpin aint easy (pimpin aint eeeeeee-zyyyyyy) 6x[greg nice]One-two-three-four, to five-six-sevenEight, nine-ten, then ya got elevenTwelve, thirteen, start your age;Fourteen-fifteen-sixteen, the pubic stageLike an apple, like a cherry, like a peach, like a plumBetter get off the virgin before I cuuuuum!Pick up my pants and thump and thumpI think Ill call up tootie, shell give me someWatch out, watch out Im drippin live scumI say damn, I love the way I make my posse roll-aspecially if the hoochies on birht control-aLift her up just like a pick up truckThen I sat her down and we started to *****Made whoopie, made whoopie, made whoopie, yo-o-o-o-o!I hope this time I dont make a cookieBrothers everywhere be callin me a rookieTwo from the greg nice from the o-o-old schooooooolBut bullshit, I aint no fool, cuzChorus[big daddy kane]Well, I say...extra! extra!Here is a bachelor comin straight at yaI see trim and bag it, take it home and rag itThe big daddy law is anti-faggotThat means no homosexuality;Whats in my pantsll make you see realityAnd if you wanna see a smooth black casanova -- bend ovah!Cuz I dont half-step when it comes to broadsThe k-a-n-e ll go the whole nine yardsTheres no time for coversation my dear[moan!] is all I wanna hearSo lets make a move, as I get smoothCuz the purpose I serve is to sootheIm tall, dark and handsome and all that junkEven white girls be sayin ooh, kanes a hunk!Even puerto rican girls be callin me papiSome try to copy, but they look sloppySo imitators who wanna step to aBrother like me, lick my manure!Chorus[smooth b]Im just goin and Im flowin like a gigoloAnd when I used to be with scott, I was a super-hoeBut now Im coolin with kane and greg n-i-c-eAnd if the girlies want my tip they gotta pay a feeI love bonin, and all my friends they will agreeThat when it comes to pimpin hoes...it aint easyFirst name: smooth. last name: bWhen Im bonin a girl, I make her feel heavenlyI like to make em wait, and then make em begAnd when I take off my clothes, the I form a third legThey rub it with oils and suck it with iceNow Im sweating....my mind is in paradise...Chorus[scoob lover]Tip-tip-toein, scoob lovers out hoeinBraggin to the fellas how my flattop was growinBuyin drinks for the ladies, money I was blowinRight in front of me...mmm...not even knowinA brown-skinned cutie; big, plump bootyNametag earrings readin off tootieBullseye, bing, the girl of my dreams;From my eyesight that was what it seemedI said, uh, come a little bit closerTo scoob that night, choice guy, she said hiHi...hi, Ive really been wantin to meet youI just got paid and Ill be very glad to treat youHow bout dinner, a salisbury steak?I said, sorry honey-dip, but I already ateSo I nudged the other girlies off my shoulderWent for tootie cuz the girl was much olderEast to the benz, I slowly walked;Clearing out my throat so I cold start my smooth talkSex in my mind, I was sure of it...I wanted to tax that ass like the government!Chorus[ant live]Well, its friday night, aint a damn thing funny --***** better have my money
