Billy Ray Cyrus - Harper Valley P.T.A. Lyrics
I want to tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widowed wifeWho had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior HighWell her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to playShe said Mom I got a note here from the Harper Valley P.T.A.The note said Misses Johnson, you're wearing your dresses way too highIt's reported you've been drinking and a runnin' round with men and going wildAnd we don't believe you ought to be a bringing up your little girl this wayIt was signed by the secretary, Harper Valley P.T.A.Well, it happened that the P.T.A. was gonna meet that very afternoonThey were sure surprised when Misses Johnson wore her miniskirt into theroom And as she walked up to the blackboard I still recall the words she had to sayShe said, I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper ValleyP.T.A. Well there's Bobby Taylor, sitting there and seven times he's asked me for adateMisses Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's awayAnd Mister Baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this townAnd shouldn't Widow Jones be told to keep her window shades all pulledcompletely down ?Well Mister Harper couldn't be here 'cause he stayed to long at Kelly's BaragainAnd if you smell Shirley Tompson's breath you'll find she's had a little nip ofginThen you have the nerve to tell me you think that as a mother I'm not fitWell this is just a little Peyton Place and you're all Harper ValleyhypocritesNo, I wouldn't put you on because it really did , it happend just this wayThe day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley P.T.A. The day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley P.T.A.
